Funny tattoos
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Some tattoos mean something deep. These mean you have a sense of humor. Our funny tattoos are drawn for adults: deadpan, a little sarcastic, sometimes plain absurd, and never childish. You get the laugh on your arm without signing up for it for life.
What makes the cut
- One-liners: short, sarcastic phrases in hand-lettered script or plain capitals, the kind people read twice.
- Odd critters: cats, ducks, dinosaurs and little aliens stuck in situations they never asked for.
- Food with a face: avocados with feelings and other groceries with attitude.
- Faces and grins: happy, sad and somewhere in between. The full range lives with our smiley tattoos.
- Mini sheets: pages of tiny doodles to split across fingers, wrists and ankles. For the sweeter side, browse cute tattoos.
Most designs come in clean line work or a loose sketch style. Minimal on purpose, so the joke reads at a glance.
Size it to the punchline
A one-word gag fits on a finger. A whole scene wants the forearm, the shoulder or the calf. Hands and fingers fade fastest because they get washed all day, so put the joke you love most where it can last up to two weeks. Still unsure about size and spot? Read how to try a tattoo before you get it.
Every design is printed with jagua-based ink that develops in the top layer of skin. It goes on in two minutes at most, looks pale at first, then turns blue-black over 24 to 48 hours. Keep it dry and don't rub it for 8 hours. After that? Waterproof. No needles.
Heading to a party, a festival or a bachelor or bachelorette weekend? Matching funny tattoos for the whole crew get the group photo going. Got an inside joke nobody else would print? We can make it a custom tattoo, with a minimum of three copies.
